You use the HAMMER and NAILS card IN CONJUNCTION with the card beneath it. The HAMMER and NAILS are now captchalogued on the same card and can be used together. And yet the polished surface of your desk. This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID. > John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk. The next thing you do will probably be exceptionally meaningful. In any case, you now feel like you have gathered enough things to get down to business and do some really important stuff. But you probably don't want to do that again, unless you want to drop the SMOKE PELLETS and suffer the consequences. They're probably completely useless anyway. The FAKE ARMS are pushed entirely out of the deck!!! Oh well. You captchalogue FOUR (4) NAILS into the top card, and push all the ARTIFACTS down a card. You wonder what will happen if you try to take the NAILS? You guess it doesn't hurt to try. But now all of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS are full. You first place the HAMMER into your SYLLADEX. You'll need some way to hang it on your wall. You wonder what is printed on the poster. This note is rich with the aromas of FATHERLY AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES. You've been meaning to hang another poster there soon.
There is a nice spot on the wall next to it. This poster was one of your wisest purchases. Is it even possible to get any more hard boiled than that? You really doubt it. But with any hope, perhaps you will advance new, more practical FETCH MODI for your SYLLADEX with a little more experience. You were never all that great with data structures and you find the concept puzzling and mildly irritating. But this is probably unadvisable, since you'd just make your room lousy with smoke! Your SYLLADEX'S FETCH MODUS is currently dictated by the logic of a STACK DATA STRUCTURE. You will have to use the pellets first in order to access the arms. Unfortunately, you cannot access the FAKE ARMS! Their card is underneath the one you just used to captchalogue the SMOKE PELLETS. You aren't totally sure if "EQUIP" is a verb copasetic with the abstract behavioral medium in which you dwell, but you give it a try anyway. You have two empty CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS remaining. You still aren't totally sure what that means, but you are starting to get the hang of the vernacular at least. You stow the SMOKE PELLETS on one of your CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS in your SYLLADEX. For now, you decide to just take the SMOKE PELLETS. Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point. You are neither of these things.Īmong the ARTIFACTS are: TWO (2) FAKE ARMS, ONE (1) PAIR OF TRICK HANDCUFFS, ONE (1) STUNT SWORD, ONE (1) MAGICIAN'S HAT, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) SMOKE PELLETS, SEVERAL (~) BLOOD CAPSULES, and ONE (1) COPY OF COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND PRACTICAL JAPERY, and ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S "WISE GUY", BY MIKE CAVENEY. In here you keep an array of humorous and mystical ARTIFACTS, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a CUNNING PRANKSTER. You have no idea what that actually means though.
You retrieve your FAKE ARMS from the chest. > John: Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST. Out of sympathy for John's perceived lack of arms, you pick up the CAKE for him and put it on his BED. Your ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST, pooplord! > Remove CAKE from MAGIC CHEST. What will you do? > John: Quickly retrieve arms from drawer. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY.
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